Yes hello I'm Sarah and i'm a 141 year old noob

22nd April 2014

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

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Uh…… you mean like this?

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22nd April 2014

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22nd April 2014

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ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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22nd April 2014

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monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

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22nd April 2014

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antanddeclan:

Ant & Dec pranking Ant’s wife.

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22nd April 2014

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ask-blood-soaked-pancakes:

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junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

but why

so we can burn the world

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Tagged: #want#i could just look at it for ever and ever

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22nd April 2014

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Tagged: #same

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22nd April 2014

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deair:

when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing

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22nd April 2014

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zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

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22nd April 2014

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hogwarts

  • mcgonagall: you shouldn't be out at night
  • mcgonagall: your punishment is I'm sending you out at night

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22nd April 2014

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22nd April 2014

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22nd April 2014

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fartgallery:

did you know that if you spin in the opposite direction that the earth is rotating then you will slowly float up to the sky and out into space

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Jarvis Mark II with 35,023 notes

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

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22nd April 2014

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officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

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