so apparently dick can mean detective
and gumshoe also means detective
detective dick gumshoe
detective detective detective
Eric it is possible for someone to have lost their voice
AS YOU ASSUMED
THEY ARE THE SURVIVOR OF A SHIP WRECK
Poor Max has lost all faith in his human
"Eric you dipshit I pointed her out on the boat, I’m showing you her now. This movie could be an hour shorter if you’d fucking pay attention”
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
one of my favorite memories from work last year was
this big dude asked for help carrying a trash can out to his car because it was heavy
so i paged for carryout assistance over the walkie and up walks my tiny, tiny manager who was eight months pregnant with twins at the time, and she just lifts the trash can and follows the guy (who had suddenly become very quiet) out the door to put it in his car
Surprise date! [video]
That’s not even a prank. It’s too cute to be a prank.
God damn it Misha
this post is both unfair and relevant to my interests
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them
Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.
doctor who meme | seven outfits [4/7]
↳ river song in “the time of angels”
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