Uh…… you mean like this?
He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
Ant & Dec pranking Ant’s wife.
A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks
so we can burn the world
when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see
did you know that if you spin in the opposite direction that the earth is rotating then you will slowly float up to the sky and out into space
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
has this been done yet
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